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Hi y'all! I'm Elle - to find out more go to my 'about me' page :) This blog is mainly just my insane glee, dalton, sherlock, house, and all other sruff fangirling xD OTPs: Brittana, Jogan, Johnlock, Tike, Samcedes, and so much more :) I draw manga (mushedface.deviantart.com), write drabbles (fanfiction.net/~ellewestley) and tweet (@Elle_Westley) I think that's all for now!!
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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
  • Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
  • Witness: "I only have one, you know."
  • -----
  • Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
  • Witness: "By death."
  • Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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  • Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
  • The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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  • Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
  • Witness: "July 15th."
  • Lawyer: "What year?"
  • Witness: "Every year."
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  • Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
  • Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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  • Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
  • Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
  • Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
  • Witness: "Er...his face."
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  • Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
  • Witness: "I forget."
  • Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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  • Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
  • Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
  • Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
  • Witness: "Forty-five years."
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  • Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
  • Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
  • Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
  • Witness: "My name is Susan."
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  • Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  • Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  • Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  • Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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  • Lawyer: "What happened then?"
  • Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
  • Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
  • Witness: "No."
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  • Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
  • Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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  • Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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  • Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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  • Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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  • Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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  • Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
  • Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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  • Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
  • Witness: "That's me."
  • Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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  • Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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  • Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
  • Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
  • Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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  • Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
  • Witness: "None."
  • Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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  • Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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  • Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
  • Witness: "Borofkin."
  • Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
  • Witness: "I can't remember."
  • Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
  • Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
  • Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
  • Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
  • Witness: "No."
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  • Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
  • Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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  • Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
  • Witness: "Yes sir."
  • Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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  • Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
  • Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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  • Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
  • Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
  • Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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  • Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
  • Witness: "I could see his head."
  • Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
  • Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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  • Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
  • Witness: "The victim lived."

larsonlyra asked:
"OH MY GOD. YOU'RE DEAD NOW. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON ALL DAY. ELLIE-BOO, I WAS RELYING ON THE FACT YOU WERE GOING TO LIVE A FEW MORE YEARS... HOW AM I MEANT TO PLAN A FUNERAL SO QUICKLY? ARE YOU ALIVE ELLIE-BOO?"

I’m glad you’re worried :) never fear though, I’m alive so your life will go on :P I was just watching snow white and the huntsman WITHOUT YOU Muahahahahahahaha and it was so incredible. (sorry Lyly) xx


toffeeeapple asked:
"Wait, no I lie - she's messaging me as we speak from the TRISU site :) xxxx"

Awesome
And no. You may not message chris. Because then he’ll think your creepy and block you on fb and then I’d have to put up with your whining xx


Anonymous asked:
"OHMAHGOD I FINALLY GOT OVER MY ASK LIMIT. ASDFGHJKL; LITTLE NUMBERS UPDATED... HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, IT WAS SO GOOD. ARGHH!!! *rugby tackled by feels* Make sure you don't revise too much. *smirks* - Purple"

PAHAHAHAHAHAA I KNOW DID YOU ONLY JUST SEE?!?! IT WAS SO INCREDIBLE!!! BUT I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER D: hahahaha i wont, let me assure you :P You too though, they’re only end of years so they don’t matter, just have fun and don’t get too stressed. Go do something *fun* with Christina :P 
Love you, Elle xx 


alittleveggies:

pinkies - hugs - kiss

beyond perfect.


Anonymous asked:
"Your little sister is fantastic. Just wanted to point that out. Brittana <3"

Haha thanks :) she does have her moments of awesome Brittana shipping… But don’t get any misconceptions, she’s super annoying :P


[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

youare-theunicorn:

if you can listen to this without smiling then you should probably get your hearing checked out.

this is the ost beautiful and holy thing ever 
her laugh. <3 no words 

(Source: accio-bensons)


  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

LITTLE NUMBERS JUST UPDATED AND FINISHED AND ADGJKDFHAFDHGALSDFHSLDKJF FEEEEEEEELS

THE ENDING WAS SO GOOD BUT I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER D: D:


Babysitting my little sister...
  • Me: So, we can either eat first and then watch the ‘Heart’ episode of glee, or we can watch glee first and-
  • Sister: *running upstairs to computer* Isn’t that the one where Santana and Brittany kiss?! Obviously we have to watch it first!!!!!
  • Me: I’ve trained you well…

annabelleandjulia:

so much love for Naya Rivera 
Only she can slap her own butt. <3 

(Source: misteragron)


annabelleandjulia: madiinwarblerland: Aww look. They’re cuddling. …Hold on… Jesus Riker. You’re flexible. … Nice ass W O W 

annabelleandjulia:

madiinwarblerland:

Aww look. They’re cuddling.

…Hold on…

Jesus Riker. You’re flexible.

…

Nice ass

W O W 


relationsonadewymeadowoflilac:

so rachel took a train from ohio to ny yeah?

google maps disagrees.

pahaha these plot holes xD 

(Source: astrangernowinmyneighborhood)


annabelleandjulia: PLEASE LOCK HER IN THERE DIANNA! SHE MUST SING FOREVER!!!! CANT WAIT FOR NAYA’S ALBUM!! WHEEEEEEEE SO EXCITED!!!!   I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH &lt;3

annabelleandjulia:

PLEASE LOCK HER IN THERE DIANNA! SHE MUST SING FOREVER!!!!

CANT WAIT FOR NAYA’S ALBUM!! WHEEEEEEEE SO EXCITED!!!! 
 

I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH <3


annabelleandjulia: Harry Shum - only you xD 

annabelleandjulia:

Harry Shum - only you xD